TOW Johnny Makes Friends (London)
--> Jennifer Aniston:
JOHNNY: As a TV presenter I have to wear make up every day.
JENNIFER: Yeah.
JOHNNY: Every single day. And I find that lights, powder, open pores
(taps face). What's one of the things you do? How do I clean up after
a hard day in make up?
JENNIFER: What I do, I'm not allowed to say this out loud, but I use
soap and water.
JOHNNY: You just use soap and water?
JENNIFER: You're not supposed to do that.
JOHNNY: See, I've been told not to do that 'cause soap is scented and
that's bad for your face.
JENNIFER: Well you've gotta get a face soap and you'll be fine.
JOHNNY: Okay, so soaped it all off, then?
JENNIFER: Once it's off then you take a little seaweed stuff and put
the seaweed on then you put a little toner lotion or the seaweed cleanser
toner lotion, whatever they call it. Then you put a little moisturizer
and a little eye cream.
JOHNNY: Okay, it's quite important to me. I've never really known who
to ask, 'cause I cant ask my friends.
JENNIFER: You have perfect skin though.
JOHNNY: Well it's good of you to say so, but... I'll skit the next question.
JENNIFER: That was interesting.
JOHNNY: What do you enjoy doing the most, when you're looking through
the script and you see something, what generally makes you thing 'yay!'?
JENNIFER: Well the scenes, I love scenes with Ross, just great 'cause
they're always..
JOHNNY: You love scenes with Ross or the love scenes with Ross? (wiggles
eyebrows). Cause there's a big difference.
JENNIFER: The scenes (laughs)! No, we never have any love scenes really,
truthfully. No the scenes, they're comedy but these writers are so wonderful
that you can actually, you have a bit of both. You have some emotional
stuff that you get to work with and then also the comedy.
JOHNNY: What amazes me is how you sometimes act quite unlike yourself
while always remaining the same characters. Quite often sometimes you
have a line and you say 'I can almost imagine Chandler saying that'
yet its still very you.
JENNIFER: Yeah, but we're y'know, that's what happens when you're friends.
You kinda take on each other's little mannerisms and little sayings,
so that's definitely happened, we've bled through each other a little
bit.
JOHNNY: Yeah, I've always wondered, when you're working together like
that, this whole life imitating art thing.
JENNIFER: I know it's weird.
JOHNNY: Yeah, do you find it weird when you're doing it?
JENNIFER: Well, there'll be a situation come up and we'll just...something
happens and we'll say 'God, this just happened' or 'how do you guys
know this?' or the poker episode, y'know, we had been obsessed with
playing poker for a while and then they wrote it in.
JOHNNY: What's your poker face?
JENNIFER: (has a straight face) That's it (laughs).
JOHNNY: (laughs) Is that when you've got a good hand or you're bluffing?
JENNIFER: I'm not gonna tell! (mouths 'when I'm bluffing).
JOHNNY: Now obviously you're great friends.
JENNIFER: Yeah.
JOHNNY: But do you get little squabbles? And what sort of things are
those little squabbles about?
JENNIFER: It's so weird cause we don't really have squabbles.
JOHNNY: Have you been known to froth the odd cappuccino between acting
jobs?
JENNIFER: Froth?
JOHNNY: Well just make the odd coffee.
JENNIFER: Yeah.
JOHNNY: Are you as bad a waitress as Rachel is?
JENNIFER: No, I was a damn good waitress.
JOHNNY: Really?
JENNIFER: Yeah, I was a waitress and I actually loved being a waitress.
JOHNNY: Yeah? What do you like about being a waitress?
JENNIFER: I just love meeting people. I like that a lot. I did spill
an occasional hamburger or two- I worked in a hamburger joint.
JOHNNY: I worked in a hamburger joint.
JENNIFER: Did you really?
JOHNNY: Yeah, I cooked, I was a grill chef.
JENNIFER: Get outa here!
JOHNNY: Yeah I did, yeah.
JENNIFER: I didn't grill, I just served.
JOHNNY: You just served. (Matt LeBlanc walks past, grabs Jennifer and
kisses her)
JENNIFER: Oh, Jesus!
JOHNNY: It's so intimate.
JENNIFER: See and then that happens every once in a while.
JOHNNY: But that really slightly got you going(Matt & Jennifer wave
to each other)
JENNIFER: (shouting to Matt) What's up?
MATT: What up!
JENNIFER: What up!
JOHNNY: I think we've seen quite a lot of this.
JENNIFER: Have you?
JOHNNY: Well, just, there is an intimacy between you all.
JENNIFER: There is. Look- we have our entire crew, I haven't seen any
of there guys yet. Hi! Hi, oh how great to see you! Look, there's our
camera crew, our wonderful camera crew! They make it all possible. Oh,
oh and our sound department.
JOHNNY: Never forget sound. Everyone does.
JENNIFER: I'm sorry, it's terrible.
JOHNNY: Hey, we'll get in on this one. Look- they've got a whole new
set. So you reckon you were quite a good waitress?
JENNIFER: I was a very good waitress. Oh God- I had a couple too.
JOHNNY: I bet.
JENNIFER: They scream at you too.
JOHNNY: Yeah, specially in America where they really expect good service.
JENNIFER: No these were Europeans.
JOHNNY: Oh, they were Europeans.
JENNIFER: They god mad 'cause I got the order wrong. I gave 'em like
an Alpine burger as opposed to the bacon burger I think, and he really
lost his sh*t. I mean (covers mouth).
JOHNNY: No, you can say that, it's alright.
JENNIFER: Really? Sh*t!
JOHNNY: Okay, here's your present. You ready for this?
JENNIFER: Yeah!
JOHNNY: Okay, you're gonna really like this. What we've done is (gets
out folder thing) this is from London Zoo and you now (shows here photo)
that's yours. You sponsored this, look 'Dear Jennifer Aniston. Welcome
to the animal adoption scheme at London Zoo'. So there's your letter
of introduction.
JENNIFER: Are you kidding me? This is mine?
JOHNNY: This is yours. There's your adoption certificate. 'London Zoo
gratefully acknowledge Jennifer Aniston's contribution' well, we contributed
for you obviously, that's the whole present. And you've got- it's a
Senagor Bush Baby.
JENNIFER: I have a Senagor Bush Baby? I don't think I've ever seen one
of these things before!
JOHNNY: No, but they're good, aren't they?
JENNIFER: How cute! Do you see that? (shows photo to camera).
JOHNNY: I thought you'd like it. And, you've got your magazine here.
And look in here, as well as that you've got-
JENNIFER: This is like the nicest gift ever!
JOHNNY: You've got your bumper sticker for your car from London Zoo,
the world's nicest zoo. And there's a ticket in there- you get one free
visit a year and look, you've got your bear in a book mark.
JENNIFER: Thank you!
JOHNNY: It's a bear in a book.
JENNIFER: So this little guy is at the zoo and he's legally mine?
JOHNNY: Yeah, that's yours.
JENNIFER: Like if I wanted to take him home?
JOHNNY: No, you can't take him home. He has to stay at the zoo, it's
a money raising thing.
JENNIFER: Oh right, okay.
JOHNNY: So there's your Senagor Bush Baby.
JENNIFER: Now I have a - who can say they have a Senagor Bush Baby?
JOHNNY: You, that's who can say.
JENNIFER: And that's about it.
JOHNNY: Yeah.
JENNIFER: That's about it. That is so nice, thank you.
JOHNNY: So I hope you like that.
JENNIFER: Thank you. I like that very much.
JOHNNY: And any time you want someone to chaperone you round London
Zoo, just give us a call, I'm always there, yeah?
JENNIFER: That's so sweet!
JOHNNY: Top zoo chaperone.
JENNIFER: Thank you!
JOHNNY: Listen, I've got to go back to my secure room upstairs.
JENNIFER: You go, you're a very famous human being.
JOHNNY: Okay, thank you very much, thank you for talking to me .
JENNIFER: Thank you, thank you so much.
JOHNNY: You enjoy your Bush Baby.
JENNIFER: That's great.
JOHNNY: Bye Jennifer, have a nice time in London.
JENNIFER: Bye. Thank you very much, will do.
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